Happy Hour Connoisseur T-Shirts

'Sorry fellas, but happy hour's over.'

Wall St. Café, Happy Hour 24-7.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Party Animals.

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Happy Hour

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I love this time of day."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'Man...You age great!'

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Prawn Cocktail Please

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"