Happy Hour Enthusiast Prints

"They've raised the bar at work, too."

"Yes, what time is lunch, and is the beer free?"

'When's happy hour?'

'I pick fights when I get drunk.'

"The stockholders are demanding bold, decisive decisions, so let's blow off the annual meeting and head straight for happy hour!"

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

'What are you grinning at? It's only 5.30.'

A judge talks about sentencing...

"Held up at work? You could have called."

'Fancy a spot of work after drinks?'

'I decided to have all my happy hours in one night'

'When I drink, I don't drive. I stay right here where it's safe and cozy.'

Welcome Back.

"You're bringing up politics? I thought this was Happy Hour."

"9:35. Oh, good. My life is right on schedule."

"This place has the best happy hour."

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No doubt about it, THIS is the most beautiful time of the day!'

'If experience is the best teacher, why can't I get a student loan?'

'We all agree here; life begins at 5 o'clock.'

Sotheby's Happy Hour

Al's Bar, All You Can Drink $375.

'Happy hour was over an hour ago. Wipe that stupid grin off your face!'

'What's wrong?' 'He drank water by mistake.'

Principal sees a sign on faculty room: Happy Hour 3:00 - 4:30.

The Optimist, the Pessimist and the Bartender - "Here, Gents, let me top that off for you."

Sign reading - Out of it for lunch

"Well, Mrs Jenkins, it seems it was a sad case of happy hour gone wrong."

'I reckon it must be Happy Hour!'

'My workout plan is pretty simple: after 12 pints, I'm going down. I'm sobering up and get up with a push-up. Then, I have 12 pints...'

'Not you again. I thought you would've learned your lesson the last time.

"It's the right drink in the right place at the right time."

"Sure boss, I'll think outside the box, but it's going to be about happy hour."

"The best part about unemployment is it's recession proof."