Happy Hour Aficionado Prints

"I don't care what they do, as long as they don't mess with the thirty-two-ounce martini."

"If you have one more round it's considered a main dish."

"Looks like the bar has been raised."

'Dear, we've had a power failure here so I'll be delayed getting home.'

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

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Joe's Bar - Your opinions are not necessarily those of Joe.

The Bull & Bear Tavern: Happy/Unhappy Hour 5-6

Happy Hour, 10 minute breaks for fights.

The Piss Artist

'Okay. let's roll.'

'Don't worry, if you get too drunk, I'll cut you off.'

'Go home to my wife? -- But I like happy endings!'

'I don't care if it got through spell check, it's 'H'!'

'The biggest effect of our working shorter hours is going from two to one martini.'

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"I love these off-site business meetings."

"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."

Chuck's Bar and Grille: Happy Hour 6-7 pm, Chuckle Hour 7-8 pm.

"I hope you realise you've ruined happy hour!"

"We’re off to happy hour. Where are you headed?" "1987. For cheaper gas, a better hairline and quieter knees."

'Looks like there's been another crackdown on truth in advertising regulations.'

'I take it Happy Hour is over?'

'Harpy Hour'

Cocktail time!

Fallen Angel.

'Well, it makes me happy!'

"What time does 'Hoppy Hour' start?"

'The way it's going, booze will be cheaper than gasoline.'

'Currently I'm focussing all of my energies towards getting off this stool after three cosmos.'

'This place looks welcoming enough!'

"This is why I don't work from home."

"I hear productivity is down but morale is waaay up."

"You lack spontaniety."

"Twenty years ago when I started planning my retirement I had no idea how big my bar bill would be."