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M.D. Nurse. I'm sorry, Dr. Oglethorpe examines funny bones only during happy hour.

Happy hour.

GDP and G&T.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Happy Hour

Beers

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

The Reaper's Arms

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Prawn Cocktail Please

Infinity Tavern

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

"You're going to regret this in the morning."