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'Happy hour, drinks half price'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Happy Hour

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"You lack spontaniety."

Next Round Indicator

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"They grow up so fast."

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

In and Out Box

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

A Transformer for grownups

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'If experience is the best teacher, why can't I get a student loan?'

"Do you know what we need? We need drinking songs."

"The usual? Or will you be having our 'stimulus package'?"

Men in bar and piece of road, "One for the road?"

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before