After-hours Socializer Mugs

'Have you been drinking again?' 'For the lat time, it's called UNWINDING!'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Happy Hour

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Infinity Tavern

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Next Round Indicator

"They grow up so fast."

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

Happy Hour 5-7. (Not really an hour, not really happy.) At last, truth in advertising.

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

In and Out Box

A Transformer for grownups

'Bloody Cheek, that Gayle fellow criticising test cricket.'

Liquidity Lunch

'If experience is the best teacher, why can't I get a student loan?'

Happy Hour 5-6. Your "Happy Hour" stinks� And, it's too short!

"Do you know what we need? We need drinking songs."

Men in bar and piece of road, "One for the road?"

"The usual? Or will you be having our 'stimulus package'?"

"Sure boss, I'll think outside the box, but it's going to be about happy hour."

'Does this tell you how hard I've been working?'

'I managed to crack a smile during the first 15-minures but the last 45-minutres were a bust!