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Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

Quiz Night...

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"Practicing my hate-face."

"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."

"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"

Beer Garden Kit

The Devil's advocaat.

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

Getting old...

Teleworking was the death of the office party

'It's okay guys! Come on in,the coaster's clear!'

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

"You ruin every virtual party we go to!"

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

'Your drink, madam. Courtesy of the gentlemen at the bar.'

A group of people sit in a coffee shop.

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

"It can never work out between us. You're selfie, Instagram, and twitter shy."

It's called 'Pretentious.' It tastes like crap, but it's $100 per bottle!

"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."

"Of all the lazy, lowdown, deadbeat, pathetic losers you've ever met who had the most influence on you?"

"You're a plumber, I'm a doctor. Now that I've given you some free medical advice, how about stepping into my kitchen and fixing my leaky faucet?"

"David! It's only trendy to drink beer straight from the bottle!"

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

"I've learned not to listen to critics who are right about me."

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"