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Guests Bring a Bomb to Dinner

'Rodney doesn't mingle so much as rotates!'

'Your drink, madam. Courtesy of the gentlemen at the bar.'

"You're a plumber, I'm a doctor. Now that I've given you some free medical advice, how about stepping into my kitchen and fixing my leaky faucet?"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

New York Scatological Society

"Practicing my hate-face."

The Devil's advocaat.

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"You ruin every virtual party we go to!"

University Challenged

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

'I adore a man of many parts.'

"Let me help you in your effort ti think INSIDE the box once again."

Snake Charmer

Fringe festival

A group of people sit in a coffee shop.

"Our flying monkeys really seem to be hitting it off."

'In case I forget it, I've had my name tattooed on the inside of my eyelids.'

"Of all the lazy, lowdown, deadbeat, pathetic losers you've ever met who had the most influence on you?"

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

"I've learned not to listen to critics who are right about me."

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

Bargoyles

Cats Zoom

"The other thing I love about drinking is that you can't do it online."

The Odd Duck

City Hike

"You're welcome to stay, but the household goes all nude after 9pm."

'I'm sorry darling. I'm not very good company tonight.'

"I thought, 'Join me in a cup of coffee', was just an expression!"