Spooky Socializer T-Shirts

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

'Bloody Cheek, that Gayle fellow criticising test cricket.'

Beer Garden Kit

"Practicing my hate-face."

The Devil's advocaat.

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

University Challenged

"You ruin every virtual party we go to!"

'It's okay guys! Come on in,the coaster's clear!'

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

'Your drink, madam. Courtesy of the gentlemen at the bar.'

"It can never work out between us. You're selfie, Instagram, and twitter shy."

"Our flying monkeys really seem to be hitting it off."

"Of all the lazy, lowdown, deadbeat, pathetic losers you've ever met who had the most influence on you?"

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

"You're a plumber, I'm a doctor. Now that I've given you some free medical advice, how about stepping into my kitchen and fixing my leaky faucet?"

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

"I've learned not to listen to critics who are right about me."

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

'For a laugh I decided to have a potato chip tattooed on my arm - but the thing about potato chips, you can never stop at just one!'

"Maybe we should change the name of the parish to something cool, like the Protestants do and add a coffee bar."

Military Hospital.

Cats Zoom

'I'm sorry darling. I'm not very good company tonight.'

"The other thing I love about drinking is that you can't do it online."

"Why is this night different from all the other nights?"

"That one is for going AWOL but coming right back."

"Stop me if you heard me say 'stop me if you've heard me say this before.'"

"Come play doubles with us, Danny."

'Rodney doesn't mingle so much as rotates!'