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Teleworking was the death of the office party

21st century water cooler conversations.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"Buy my data $20"

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

G.P.S. For the Home

The Devil's advocaat.

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

Have you considered using email?

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

'After 5 minutes it turns itself off and says: 'Get a life!''

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"

Employee performance review software.

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'You'll be fine. Take two aspirin and call, fax, text or email me in the morning.'

'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

"The doctors running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching in our waiting room."

'Laura realised it was time to update her online dating profile.'

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