Tech-savvy Socializer Prints

Teleworking was the death of the office party

21st century water cooler conversations.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

G.P.S. For the Home

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"Buy my data $20"

The Devil's advocaat.

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

Have you considered using email?

'After 5 minutes it turns itself off and says: 'Get a life!''

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

Employee performance review software.

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'You'll be fine. Take two aspirin and call, fax, text or email me in the morning.'

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'

Augmented reality check

"The doctors running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching in our waiting room."

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