Digital Socializer Prints

"Real people are clearly overrated."

Military Hospital.

Male Bonding

Parties for people who'd rather be talking to anyone other than whom they're talking to.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Quiz Night...

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Communication

Social Notworking

"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"

"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."

Beer Garden Kit

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

The Devil's advocaat.

Man and woman meet in bar, in strained poses. He says: 'Now we've met, can we drop the Myspace poses?'

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

Getting old...

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

Teleworking was the death of the office party

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

University Challenged

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

"You ruin every virtual party we go to!"

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

"This one looks promising... likes sushi, long winter nights and chilling out in large groups."

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

'IT support? Help!!! I just lost 28.743 friends!!!'

"It can never work out between us. You're selfie, Instagram, and twitter shy."