Digital Socializer Gifts

"Real people are clearly overrated."

Military Hospital.

Male Bonding

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Quiz Night...

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Communication

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"

"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."

Beer Garden Kit

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

The Devil's advocaat.

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

Getting old...

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

Teleworking was the death of the office party

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"You ruin every virtual party we go to!"

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

"This one looks promising... likes sushi, long winter nights and chilling out in large groups."

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

"It can never work out between us. You're selfie, Instagram, and twitter shy."

'IT support? Help!!! I just lost 28.743 friends!!!'

It's called 'Pretentious.' It tastes like crap, but it's $100 per bottle!

Cliques Amongst Mathematicians.

''Whassup? Got no mates ugly?' - ha ha very funny.'