Online Socializer Gifts

"It can never work out between us. You're selfie, Instagram, and twitter shy."

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

Will you be my Facebook friend?

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

Quiz Night...

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Working from home to-do list.

Communication

Beer Garden Kit

Computer Head

"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"

"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

The Devil's advocaat.

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

Getting old...

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

Whenever I'm feeling lonely, I just turn off my ad blocker.

University Challenged

"You ruin every virtual party we go to!"

A three eyed alien staring intently at a computer screen.

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

"This one looks promising... likes sushi, long winter nights and chilling out in large groups."

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

"I would like some facebook friends for Christmas."

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

'It appears your son has a tweeting disorder'

Cliques Amongst Mathematicians.