Virtual Socializers Gifts

Communication

Halloween may be a little different this year.

The Modern Novel.

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

Quiz Night...

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Online marriage ceremony.

"Happy thanksgiving!"

"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"

"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."

Beer Garden Kit

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

The Devil's advocaat.

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

Getting old...

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

"You ruin every virtual party we go to!"

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

University Challenged

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

A three eyed alien staring intently at a computer screen.

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

"This one looks promising... likes sushi, long winter nights and chilling out in large groups."

'George will be dining with us via Skype.'

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

I've been video chatting all day, so I think I just need to be alone tonight.

So good to meet you, Facebook to Facebook.

"It can never work out between us. You're selfie, Instagram, and twitter shy."

It's called 'Pretentious.' It tastes like crap, but it's $100 per bottle!