Virtual Socializers Pillows

Communication

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

Quiz Night...

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Online marriage ceremony.

"Happy thanksgiving!"

"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"

"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."

Beer Garden Kit

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

The Devil's advocaat.

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

Getting old...

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

"You ruin every virtual party we go to!"

A three eyed alien staring intently at a computer screen.

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

"This one looks promising... likes sushi, long winter nights and chilling out in large groups."

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

So good to meet you, Facebook to Facebook.

"It can never work out between us. You're selfie, Instagram, and twitter shy."

It's called 'Pretentious.' It tastes like crap, but it's $100 per bottle!

Cliques Amongst Mathematicians.