Offline Socializer Pillows

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

Communication

Beer Garden Kit

The Devil's advocaat.

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

"You ruin every virtual party we go to!"

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

A three eyed alien staring intently at a computer screen.

Facebook 33 A.D.

"This one looks promising... likes sushi, long winter nights and chilling out in large groups."

'Your drink, madam. Courtesy of the gentlemen at the bar.'

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

A group of people sit in a coffee shop.

"It can never work out between us. You're selfie, Instagram, and twitter shy."

"Summer may be ending, but thankfully wine is year round."

"You're a plumber, I'm a doctor. Now that I've given you some free medical advice, how about stepping into my kitchen and fixing my leaky faucet?"

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.

The only guy left who's not online.

Ask Me about my Break from Social Media

Military Hospital.

Cats Zoom

'I'm actually sick enough to have called in, but who wants to miss a Friday at work'

"Re toxing Dave"

'My life is so boring, even I don't follow myself on Twitter.'

Guests Bring a Bomb to Dinner

Nethead strip: Shy and nervous peoples chatroom