Online Socializers Pillows

'Her name is Tracey. We met in a chat room on the internet.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

Quiz Night...

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Communication

Working from home to-do list.

Computer Head

"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."

"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"

Beer Garden Kit

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

The Devil's advocaat.

Getting old...

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

Teleworking was the death of the office party

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"You ruin every virtual party we go to!"

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

A three eyed alien staring intently at a computer screen.

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

"This one looks promising... likes sushi, long winter nights and chilling out in large groups."

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

"It can never work out between us. You're selfie, Instagram, and twitter shy."

It's called 'Pretentious.' It tastes like crap, but it's $100 per bottle!