Offline Socializer T-Shirts

'These beat Facebook friends any time ...'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

Communication

Beer Garden Kit

The Devil's advocaat.

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

University Challenged

"You ruin every virtual party we go to!"

A three eyed alien staring intently at a computer screen.

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

Facebook 33 A.D.

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

"This one looks promising... likes sushi, long winter nights and chilling out in large groups."

A group of people sit in a coffee shop.

'Your drink, madam. Courtesy of the gentlemen at the bar.'

"It can never work out between us. You're selfie, Instagram, and twitter shy."

"Summer may be ending, but thankfully wine is year round."

"You're a plumber, I'm a doctor. Now that I've given you some free medical advice, how about stepping into my kitchen and fixing my leaky faucet?"

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

'Ah, Mr. Collins? We are friends on Facebook, but I can't remember why.'

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.

Cats Zoom

Military Hospital.

'You don't me- I'm not on Twitter or Facebook but I would like to be your friend,'

'I'm actually sick enough to have called in, but who wants to miss a Friday at work'

The only guy left who's not online.

Ask Me about my Break from Social Media

"I don't know where everyone is...I invited ALL my Facebook friends."

"Re toxing Dave"

'My life is so boring, even I don't follow myself on Twitter.'

Nethead strip: Shy and nervous peoples chatroom

"Why is this night different from all the other nights?"