Digital Socializing Pillows

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"My email is down... talk to me."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Playing Fetch.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Sloaney Pony.

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Party Animals.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?