Digital Socializing Gifts

"I don't know where everyone is...I invited ALL my Facebook friends."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"My email is down... talk to me."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Playing Fetch.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Sloaney Pony.

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Party Animals.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'