Virtual Socializer Gifts

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

"Why is this night different from all the other nights?"

Cats Zoom

"You ruin every virtual party we go to!"

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

Quiz Night...

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Communication

Online marriage ceremony.

"Happy thanksgiving!"

"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."

"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"

Beer Garden Kit

The Devil's advocaat.

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

Getting old...

"If only you could do this in real life..."

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

A three eyed alien staring intently at a computer screen.

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

"This one looks promising... likes sushi, long winter nights and chilling out in large groups."

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

'Your drink, madam. Courtesy of the gentlemen at the bar.'

So good to meet you, Facebook to Facebook.

"It can never work out between us. You're selfie, Instagram, and twitter shy."

It's called 'Pretentious.' It tastes like crap, but it's $100 per bottle!