Virtual Socializer Mugs

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

"Why is this night different from all the other nights?"

This is fun, but I still prefer seeing you all at the old watering hole

"I think I liked you better when you were just my Facebook friend."

Cats Zoom

"You ruin every virtual party we go to!"

University Challenged

The Modern Novel.

Quiz Night...

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Online marriage ceremony.

Communication

"Happy thanksgiving!"

"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."

"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"

Beer Garden Kit

The Devil's advocaat.

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

Getting old...

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

"If only you could do this in real life..."

A three eyed alien staring intently at a computer screen.

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

"This one looks promising... likes sushi, long winter nights and chilling out in large groups."

'Your drink, madam. Courtesy of the gentlemen at the bar.'