Virtual Socialite Gifts

Teleworking was the death of the office party.

"Happy thanksgiving!"

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Zoom chat

"Darling... your facebook friends are here."

"Good morning 'Best Friends Forever' breakfast club!"

The Modern Novel.

'George will be dining with us via Skype.'

Frank's endless supply of cheap dates.

"I've got to go, I'm needed urgently on social media."

'I got 5,000 on-line enemies!'

Before chatting online, many women now enlist the help of a makeup artist.

Addicted to Facebook.

Online marriage ceremony.

I've been video chatting all day, so I think I just need to be alone tonight.

My e-date doesn't understand me.

COVID Party Time

Birthday parties are not what they used to be.

How can I show off my new pants inconspicuously?

"This was more fun online."

"Social networking lets me be social without actually having to be around other people."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Cellphone Islands

Children's Party

"Another flue shot, Larry.

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Working from home to-do list.

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"