Virtual Socialite Gifts

Teleworking was the death of the office party.

"Happy thanksgiving!"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Zoom chat

"Darling... your facebook friends are here."

"Good morning 'Best Friends Forever' breakfast club!"

Frank's endless supply of cheap dates.

"I've got to go, I'm needed urgently on social media."

'I got 5,000 on-line enemies!'

Online marriage ceremony.

COVID Party Time

Birthday parties are not what they used to be.

How can I show off my new pants inconspicuously?

"This was more fun online."

"Social networking lets me be social without actually having to be around other people."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Cellphone Islands

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

Communication

Working from home to-do list.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

A day at the races

Computer Head

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

"Brian's considering the optics."