Socialite Gifts

'I just want to warn you if you buy this, you may never again know if people like you for you or your corvette.'

"Wow, I can't believe it's already time for you guys to pick up on social cues that we'd like you to leave."

"I could tell you were French by your scarf!"

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

'Holland House- A Garden Party'

Rehab, Pre-Hab.

"I suppose I'm as happy as my portfolio will allow me to be."

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

Royal Ascot

"He may be fluent in French, but I'm affluent in every language."

A Social Club - Aristocratic Gentlemen

Beer street and Gin lane - Beer street.

'I wish you'd told me you were inviting them. Thomas hates shellfish.'

"I had a bit of 'slap 'n' tickle' with her last night. I tickled her and she slapped me."

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'

"He's at that funny age. It takes twice as long to get over a good time, as to have it."

'I like the way you don't say I've had enough.'

'We've only seen your house from outside. You'd never guess that it was nice inside.'

'My wife cooks, cleans, laughs at my jokes and doesn't embarrass me at parties. Yes, I'd say she was a good investment.'

"I want you to meet Dave. You'll get a kick out of his money."

'The first outstanding characteristic I noticed about him was his fat wallet.'

"Good Lord, whoes eaten all the nibbles?"

A man pouring sherry at a table

"Hi. Obviously, I'm betting everything on the watch."

Ladies Playing Croquet

'Don't forget-back me up when I tell her indoors I haven't touched a drop all night...'

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

'I'm not a consumer. I'm a provider.'

'Man's troubles are due to 3 things, money, women and both.'

Jockeys wear top hats at Royal Ascot.

Early man was a hunter-gatherer!

The Great and the Good.

"He had a few drinks while planning where to meet for a drink before the pre-award drinks"

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."