Smartphone Socializer Gifts

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

Quiz Night...

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Communication

"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"

Beer Garden Kit

"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

The Devil's advocaat.

Getting old...

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

Teleworking was the death of the office party

A three eyed alien staring intently at a computer screen.

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

"You ruin every virtual party we go to!"

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

University Challenged

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

A group of people sit in a coffee shop.

"This one looks promising... likes sushi, long winter nights and chilling out in large groups."

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

'Your drink, madam. Courtesy of the gentlemen at the bar.'

"It can never work out between us. You're selfie, Instagram, and twitter shy."

It's called 'Pretentious.' It tastes like crap, but it's $100 per bottle!

"David! It's only trendy to drink beer straight from the bottle!"

"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."

"You're a plumber, I'm a doctor. Now that I've given you some free medical advice, how about stepping into my kitchen and fixing my leaky faucet?"

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

"I've learned not to listen to critics who are right about me."