Online Socializer Prints

"It can never work out between us. You're selfie, Instagram, and twitter shy."

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Quiz Night...

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Communication

Working from home to-do list.

"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"

"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."

Computer Head

Beer Garden Kit

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

The Devil's advocaat.

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

Getting old...

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

"You ruin every virtual party we go to!"

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

A three eyed alien staring intently at a computer screen.

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

"This one looks promising... likes sushi, long winter nights and chilling out in large groups."

It's called 'Pretentious.' It tastes like crap, but it's $100 per bottle!

Cliques Amongst Mathematicians.

"David! It's only trendy to drink beer straight from the bottle!"

"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."