Spirited Socializer Gifts

The Devil's advocaat.

"The best part about unemployment is it's recession proof."

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

Quiz Night...

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'Bloody Cheek, that Gayle fellow criticising test cricket.'

"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"

"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

Getting old...

Teleworking was the death of the office party

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

'Well at least we know there's no chance of either of us being over the drink-drive limit!'

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

'Your drink, madam. Courtesy of the gentlemen at the bar.'

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

It's called 'Pretentious.' It tastes like crap, but it's $100 per bottle!

"Our flying monkeys really seem to be hitting it off."

"David! It's only trendy to drink beer straight from the bottle!"

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."

"Of all the lazy, lowdown, deadbeat, pathetic losers you've ever met who had the most influence on you?"

"You're a plumber, I'm a doctor. Now that I've given you some free medical advice, how about stepping into my kitchen and fixing my leaky faucet?"

"I've learned not to listen to critics who are right about me."

Running on Empty

Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.

Bar. Don’t apologize for calling me a porpoise … Heck, I thought you were a crocodile!