Elite Socializer Gifts

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

Running on Empty

Quiz Night...

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Communication

"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."

"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

The Devil's advocaat.

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

Getting old...

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

Cliques Amongst Mathematicians.

It's called 'Pretentious.' It tastes like crap, but it's $100 per bottle!

"David! It's only trendy to drink beer straight from the bottle!"

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."

"I've learned not to listen to critics who are right about me."

'Millionaires Club - Self-Made - Inherited'

Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.

'Mrs Gridlington doesn't like being referred to as 'duck' or 'dearie'...so I just call her 'the old trout'!'

Military Hospital.

'I'm going to have a few drinks with the guys...don't wait up for me.'

Bar. Don’t apologize for calling me a porpoise … Heck, I thought you were a crocodile!

'I'm actually sick enough to have called in, but who wants to miss a Friday at work'

"The other thing I love about drinking is that you can't do it online."

"I thought, 'Join me in a cup of coffee', was just an expression!"