Sporty Socializer Gifts

"Come play doubles with us, Danny."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

Quiz Night...

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"

"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."

The Devil's advocaat.

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

Getting old...

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Teleworking was the death of the office party

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

19th Hole.

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

A group of people sit in a coffee shop.

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

It's called 'Pretentious.' It tastes like crap, but it's $100 per bottle!

"David! It's only trendy to drink beer straight from the bottle!"

Four golfers shouting 'Four'.

"Ladies and gentlemen...closing time. Or should Just say 'last call'?"

Swing by won't you?

"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."

"I've learned not to listen to critics who are right about me."

Running on Empty