Sporty Socializer Pillows

"Come play doubles with us, Danny."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

Quiz Night...

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'Bloody Cheek, that Gayle fellow criticising test cricket.'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."

The Devil's advocaat.

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

Getting old...

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Teleworking was the death of the office party

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

19th Hole.

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

A group of people sit in a coffee shop.

It's called 'Pretentious.' It tastes like crap, but it's $100 per bottle!

"Ladies and gentlemen...closing time. Or should Just say 'last call'?"

Swing by won't you?

"David! It's only trendy to drink beer straight from the bottle!"

Four golfers shouting 'Four'.

"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."

"I've learned not to listen to critics who are right about me."