Social Swimmer Gifts

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Yummy Mummies

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Just the one...

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

Next Round Indicator

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'Malty tasking.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"You want your olive?"

It was the bottom of the fifth and the bases were loaded.

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"Your shout!"

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Join me in a beer?

"Ignore gordon. He's had a snootfull."

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."