Social Mingler Gifts

Conversation Pits

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

The Forgotten Men's Club

The Icebreaker

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'How do you do? I'm your wife's husband by a previous marriage.'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'You're in Gallery Two... right, see you in the bar.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Just the one...

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

Next Round Indicator

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

'Malty tasking.'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

It was the bottom of the fifth and the bases were loaded.

"Your shout!"

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"You want your olive?"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."