Social Mixer Gifts

"I found him on Dregs List."

'We've just joined the tweetering classes.'

Social Issues.

'Are you a good mixer?'

"Working well as a tram involves MORE than just going to the pub on a Friday and seeing who can drink the most vodka tonics."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Summertime.

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"Been there, drunk that."

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Start the session by doing something unusual.

'..and one for the pot.'

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

Books and Phones

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Cowpunk

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

Mixing Business and Pleasure

The Icebreaker

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"