Social Mixer Gifts

"No, we're not doing anything tonight...why don't you come over? Sure, bring your humans! They'd like ours, I'm sure! They can do whatever humans do while we chase squirrels, go through the neighbors' garbage or just stay in and sniff each other!"

"I found him on Dregs List."

'We've just joined the tweetering classes.'

Social Issues.

'Are you a good mixer?'

"Working well as a tram involves MORE than just going to the pub on a Friday and seeing who can drink the most vodka tonics."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Summertime.

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"Been there, drunk that."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Start the session by doing something unusual.

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

Books and Phones

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

'..and one for the pot.'

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Cowpunk

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

"This mixture of herbs and spices will rid the casa of ghosts! I will send them fleeing into the night!"

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

The Icebreaker

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.