Social Mixer Fan Gifts

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Workplace Confidentiality.

His Master's Data.

Cowpunk

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"The applications are limitless."

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'

The Icebreaker

'Are you a good mixer?'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'Everyone called and canceled for tonight's dinner party? Awesome!'

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

"Fred? Can you help me? I'm really in a jam."

'How do you do? I'm your wife's husband by a previous marriage.'

'You're in Gallery Two... right, see you in the bar.'

'And...?'

The Forgotten Men's Club

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

Tweeted

Patio Melt

Mask Rules

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

Clubs are great for instant messaging!

Take a train, take a bus, take a plane, don't make a fuss...

Conversation Pits

'My break, isn't it, Lang?'

Frequently used emojis, spring 2020

The first ever novel written entirely in emoticons.