Language Mixing Fan Gifts

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

'Cat job interviews.'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Danth battle?

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

His Master's Data.

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"All those in favor of saying 'It's a wrap' instead of 'Meeting adjourned' say 'Aye.' "

"Hold still - almost done."

"No, it's not my birthday, either."

'First you come down, then we talk.'

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

'Are you choking or are you serious?'

Inn and Outt.

'We don't call it 'plus size' anymore, we call it 'extra fun'.'

"Did you call me Madam?"

A Yankee in Dixie: 'What in blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam' wich?'

'Is everything O.K.?'

The dentist's interpreter

'Park & ride a cock horse' at Banbury Cross.

Going Down Well

At the Cannibal Butcher Shop...

Cow Spelling Bee