Language Mixing Fan Gifts

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

'Cat job interviews.'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Danth battle?

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

His Master's Data.

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

If Peter had only interpreted Jesus' words literally...

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"All those in favor of saying 'It's a wrap' instead of 'Meeting adjourned' say 'Aye.' "

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

"No, it's not my birthday, either."

'First you come down, then we talk.'

"Hold still - almost done."

'Are you choking or are you serious?'

Inn and Outt.

'We don't call it 'plus size' anymore, we call it 'extra fun'.'

A Yankee in Dixie: 'What in blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam' wich?'

YOL9.

'Is everything O.K.?'

"Did you call me Madam?"

The dentist's interpreter

'Park & ride a cock horse' at Banbury Cross.

Ribbit. Rabbit. Ribbit. No, rabbit. Rabbit. Thit ribbit's iccent is thick!

At the Cannibal Butcher Shop...

Round Robin