Language And Communication Fan Gifts

"Did you call me Madam?"

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

"Hair spray"

Danth battle?

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

'Kindly explain to His Majesty that I didn't mean 'nincompoop' in the pejorative sense.'

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Correct Spelling Lane.

'She's got a speech impediment.'

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

"Tell you what, just tweet me your order when you're ready."

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"Head office says that transparency in communicating internally and with clients is of paramount importance..."

Things we rarely hear: Bow...er...wow...er..um...woof/like tweet, I mean, y'know, tweet/whatchamacallit moo...

"All those in favor of saying 'It's a wrap' instead of 'Meeting adjourned' say 'Aye.' "

"And look sir - here's another interesting derivative of that phrase..."

Palindromedary.

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

Sharings,,,formerly complaints,

'You mean to ssssay we have sssspeach imedimentssss?'

Tom Bowler

'First you come down, then we talk.'

"No, it's not my birthday, either."

Inn and Outt.

'Are you choking or are you serious?'

Wordplay: False Alarm - 'Only Kidding!'

Squawk dirty to me...