Language And Communication Fan Gifts

"Did you call me Madam?"

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Danth battle?

"Hair spray"

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

Correct Spelling Lane.

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

'Kindly explain to His Majesty that I didn't mean 'nincompoop' in the pejorative sense.'

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

'She's got a speech impediment.'

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"Head office says that transparency in communicating internally and with clients is of paramount importance..."

Things we rarely hear: Bow...er...wow...er..um...woof/like tweet, I mean, y'know, tweet/whatchamacallit moo...

"All those in favor of saying 'It's a wrap' instead of 'Meeting adjourned' say 'Aye.' "

"And look sir - here's another interesting derivative of that phrase..."

Palindromedary.

'You mean to ssssay we have sssspeach imedimentssss?'

Tom Bowler

Sharings,,,formerly complaints,

"No, it's not my birthday, either."

'First you come down, then we talk.'

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

'Are you choking or are you serious?'

Inn and Outt.

Wordplay: False Alarm - 'Only Kidding!'

Squawk dirty to me...

'We don't call it 'plus size' anymore, we call it 'extra fun'.'