Social Climber Fan Gifts

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Yummy Mummies

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

I break for toilet paper

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

Alpha males through the ages!

How Will They Manage without Us?

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"She's genetically modified, you know."

"I can't give enlightenment, only great calves."

"It's true she's back to the same weight she was on her wedding day, but remember that she was 9 months pregnant with triplets then..."

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

"International Women's Day... When do men get their day?"

"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

"Martha, are you sure you're not marrying me for money?"

"They don’t seem to mind us — it's the humans they want to keep away."

Death to Stultophobia

Mountaineering - Library book shelfs

Lady having her hair dyed

A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"

'Hi - I'm from the Government, and I'm here to implant this little chip in your brain.'

'Make me look like I own the latest Apple technology.'

"Does my bum look big in this?"

Do not allow your owner to foul the footpath.

'Guilty? Do you realize what that will do to my 'Who's Who' listing?'