Social Climber Fan Gifts

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Yummy Mummies

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

I break for toilet paper

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

Alpha males through the ages!

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"She's genetically modified, you know."

"I can't give enlightenment, only great calves."

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

"It's true she's back to the same weight she was on her wedding day, but remember that she was 9 months pregnant with triplets then..."

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

"International Women's Day... When do men get their day?"

"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."

"Martha, are you sure you're not marrying me for money?"

Mountaineering - Library book shelfs

Lady having her hair dyed

"They don’t seem to mind us — it's the humans they want to keep away."

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"

'Hi - I'm from the Government, and I'm here to implant this little chip in your brain.'

'Guilty? Do you realize what that will do to my 'Who's Who' listing?'

Do not allow your owner to foul the footpath.

"Does my bum look big in this?"

'The following program was made possible by a secret cabal of greedy capitalists....'