Social Scene Mixer Gifts

"I used to be in advertising. Remember 'Buy this, you morons'? That was mine."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Interdisciplinary studies.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Summertime.

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Start the session by doing something unusual.

Books and Phones

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

"I really like smart women."

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

'Are you a good mixer?'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

The Icebreaker

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

"This mixture of herbs and spices will rid the casa of ghosts! I will send them fleeing into the night!"

Bad Hare Day

Mixing Business and Pleasure

'Yes, I'm ready for Pesach, but you know, matzah just doesn't attract the children like gingerbread.'

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'