Media Mixer Gifts

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Books and Phones

TV the Book

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

Library computer center: CYBRARIAN.

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Interdisciplinary studies.

New music conference

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Birds with Headphones

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Old songs made new

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

'..and one for the pot.'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Cowpunk

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

Bach Doubles

'Are you a good mixer?'

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

"We've moved a few things around. Travel books are in the Fantasy section, Politics is in Sci-Fi, and Epidemiology is in Self-Help. Good luck."

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

'Can't read this one either. Think anyone would mind if I just rolled around in them?'