Media Mixer Gifts

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Books and Phones

TV the Book

Turn this music off! Please. Thumpa thump … Thank goodness. This is insane. How can they combine a talk show with house music? Allow us to explain: To attract younger audiences, we, the media conglomerates, must communicate on their terms, on their wavelength. More media, multimedia, simultaneous media, streaming screaming gleaming screeching grinding mind-bending media! I'm going to kill something! You're playing into their hands. Thumpa thumpa thumpa.

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

Library computer center: CYBRARIAN.

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Interdisciplinary studies.

New music conference

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Birds with Headphones

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Old songs made new

'..and one for the pot.'

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Cowpunk

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

"This mixture of herbs and spices will rid the casa of ghosts! I will send them fleeing into the night!"

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

Bach Doubles