Music And Sports Mixer Gifts

Beethoven's Third

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

New music conference

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Birds with Headphones

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

'Shaken, not stirred.'

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

Old songs made new

Books and Phones

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

'I think it's time we left...'

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

Bach Doubles

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

Cellist uses his bow to play snooker with.

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

"Where are you getting those notes from?"

Clam - The Dance Mix

Beethoven's 10th

House trained cat

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

"... And I’m not saying he wouldn’t make a good president, but with a name like ‘Mitt Romney’ he’d make a better quarterback."

Library computer center: CYBRARIAN.

My Dog Scratch

Turn this music off! Please. Thumpa thump … Thank goodness. This is insane. How can they combine a talk show with house music? Allow us to explain: To attract younger audiences, we, the media conglomerates, must communicate on their terms, on their wavelength. More media, multimedia, simultaneous media, streaming screaming gleaming screeching grinding mind-bending media! I'm going to kill something! You're playing into their hands. Thumpa thumpa thumpa.

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!