Music And Sports Gifts

"It is unforgivable to use gamesmanship on the golf course - either by ill timed noises..."

Shepherd and eurydice

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

They hated me.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

A Symphony of Penguins

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

I like the Jets...I guess

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Football Fans

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

I could have danced all night!

Can You Spot the Differences?

Mardi Gras

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'My feet are killing me.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'