Music And Sports Gifts

"It is unforgivable to use gamesmanship on the golf course - either by ill timed noises..."

Shepherd and eurydice

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

They hated me.

Louis Armstrong

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

A Symphony of Penguins

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

I like the Jets...I guess

Football Fans

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Mardi Gras

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

I could have danced all night!

Can You Spot the Differences?

'My feet are killing me.'