Music-loving Sports Buff Gifts

Football fan

Golfing Boss

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Arch of Triumph Save

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'

'What's he on?'

Influences.

"If exercise is so good for you, how come athletes retire at 35?"

End of career sale.

'Yo, Sid! Go get sheared. We're skins.'

Boxer beaten by a rake.

'Spinout!'

'Remember when pitchers would walk on their own to and from the mound?'

Fishing Tackle