Music-loving Sports Buff Prints

Football fan

Golfing Boss

Bowled over again!

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Kick! Go for it!

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Arch of Triumph Save

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'

'What's he on?'

Bring in the baritone. The bass' pitch is too low.

Influences.

'Yo, Sid! Go get sheared. We're skins.'

End of career sale.

"If exercise is so good for you, how come athletes retire at 35?"

WWE Chess

'Remember when pitchers would walk on their own to and from the mound?'

Boxer beaten by a rake.

'Spinout!'