Music Lovers Who Love Sports Prints

'I know the Fox 40 whistle is good, but this trumpet is better.'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

I like the Jets...I guess

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Cossack dancers

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Golf with a difference

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Egyptian Football

Plum jam...

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Think of me as the designated sitter."