Sports Streaming Enthusiast Prints

"Here we e-go, here we e-go, here we e-go!"

I like the Jets...I guess

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Football Chameleon

If nobody had invented graphics

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

A day at the transgenic races

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"How should we divide the teams?"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Gary turns 40.

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Saving a Heart

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

A married couple share the same pole vault.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Ratminton

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"