Sports Tv Enthusiast Prints

'The used to be 'slippers', but now they're 'shoes for watching sports on TV'!'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Putting Practice.

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

Watching the football.

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'