Dedicated Sports Viewer Prints

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I AM at my usual position."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Putting Practice.

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Watching the football.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

Octopus in the bleachers.

"...and this TV was designed specially for watching basketball!"

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Fresh hamsters on a stick.

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with my sports.'

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'