Professional Sports Follower Prints

"Your fastball is just hanging and your curve isn't breaking at all. What you should do is take an analgesic with some pain-relieving anti-inflammatory ingredients for a few days."

"I AM at my usual position."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

'No, I haven't heard the score of the football game.'

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

Octopus in the bleachers.

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with my sports.'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

Fresh hamsters on a stick.

"If exercise is so good for you, how come athletes retire at 35?"

'The new Hawkeye proves a hit with most of the crowd at Wimbledon.'

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

"Let's get this over with quick. The match starts in ten minutes."

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

Winter Olympics

My first rodeo

'This goalie used to be a jockey.'

'He loves all sports, he can sit and watch others do it all day.'

'I'm sorry...Commissioner who?'