Professional Sports Follower Pillows

"Your fastball is just hanging and your curve isn't breaking at all. What you should do is take an analgesic with some pain-relieving anti-inflammatory ingredients for a few days."

"I AM at my usual position."

Raheem Sterling

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

'No, I haven't heard the score of the football game.'

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

Octopus in the bleachers.

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with my sports.'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

Fresh hamsters on a stick.

"If exercise is so good for you, how come athletes retire at 35?"

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

"Thanks old friend. That was awesome!"

"Let's get this over with quick. The match starts in ten minutes."

Winter Olympics

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

'The new Hawkeye proves a hit with most of the crowd at Wimbledon.'

My first rodeo

John Terry

'This goalie used to be a jockey.'

'He loves all sports, he can sit and watch others do it all day.'